Should I Buy a Slow Loris? (.com)

In honor of the slow loris that purportedly bit Lady Gaga, I registered a domain in the wee hours of the morning last night and built a website:

Should I Buy a Slow Loris (.com)

Hopefully it provides an answer to that question. If it does generate any money from the Donate button, I’ll pass all of it right along to slow loris conservation and research efforts, primatologist’s honor.

Thanks to @mdo for the Bootstrap template, Mark Dumont for the Flickr photo (CC BY 2.0), Schulze & Meier 1995 for the Slender loris sound (since slow loris vocalization are hard to find,) and Raptorize for the jQuery animation fun.